Panties: Not The Best Thing In The World, But Next To It.
Panties: not the best thing in the world, but next to it.
Kotex not best in world but next to it.
KOTEX: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best.
AT&T Subspace: The next best thing to beaming there.
COBOL is the next best thing to coding it in binary.
In Music, the next best thing to a Lerner, is a Lowe.
Modem sex, the next best thing to being there.
The worst thing in the world next to anarchy is government.
Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world.
The next best thing to knowing something is knowing where to find it. -- Samuel Johnso