Over 5,000 Years Ago, Moses Said To The Children Of Israel, "Pick Up Your Shovels, Mount Your Asses And Load Your Camels, And I Will Lead You To The Promised Land.

HomeFortune CookiesMiscellaneous Collections

Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and load your camels,
and I will lead you to the promised land."
Not too long ago, Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light a Camel, this is the
promised land."
Now Nixon is stealing your shovels, kicking your asses, raising the price of
Camels, and mortgaging the promised land.