One Only Needs Two Tools In Life: WD-40 To Make Things Go, And Duct Tape To Make Them Stop.
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct
tape to make them stop.
-- G. Weilacher
From what I could make out, they were bragging, insulting each other, and telling off color jokes.
And there was duct tape on their vehicles. I guess some things are universal....
It takes 40 dumb animals to make a fur coat, but only one to wear it. -- Greenpeace
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
-- Elbert. G. Hubbard, American write...
And make them spend it on life.
Hank: Let them go. You'll stay here with me, we'll go bowling.
[a burning man runs by] What's bothering them?...
Success can make you go one of two ways. It can make you a prima donna -- or it can smooth the edges, take away the insecurities, let the nice things come out.
-- Barbara Walte...
MTI: Make Tape Invalid
The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
-- Will Roge...