One Night My Mother Sent Me To Fetch The Doctor.

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One night my mother sent me to fetch the doctor. "What's the matter with
me? I'm sick from top to bottom. My head pounds, my eyes flicker, my heart
jumps, my stomach gurgles, my knees crack, my ankles swell, my feet burn,
and I myself don't feel so good. If I weren't, thank God, so healthy I
couldn't stand the pain ..."
-- Sam Levenson