Now See Here, Guy! You're Not Dealing With Any Dumb Two-bit Trigger-pumping Morons With Low Hairline

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Now see here, guy! You're not dealing with any dumb two-bit
trigger-pumping morons with low hairlines, little piggy eyes and no
conversation, we're a couple of intelligent caring guys that you'd
probably quite like if you met us socially! I don't go around
gratuitously shooting people and then bragging about it afterwards in
seedy space-ranger bars, like some cops I could mention! I go around
shooting people gratuitously and then I agonize about it afterwards for
hours to my girlfriend!
-- Policeman from Blagulon Kappa, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy