Now I'll Give YOU Something To Believe. I'm Just One Hundred And One, Five Months And A Day.

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"Now I'll give YOU something to believe. I'm just one hundred and
one, five months and a day." "I can't believe THAT!" said Alice. "Can't
you?" the Queen said in a pitying tone. "Try again: draw a long
breath, and shut your eyes." Alice laughed. "There's no use trying,"
she said: "one CAN'T believe in impossible things." "I daresay you
haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was your age,
I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed
as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Glass"