No One Can Make You Feel More Humble Than The Repairman Who Discovers You've Been Trying To Fix It Yourself.
No one can make you feel more humble than the repairman who discovers
you've been trying to fix it yourself.
I'm more humble than you are!
If you live in an apartment building with more than four floors, it pays to be nice to the elevator repairman.
You can make more friends in two months by becoming genuinely interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
-- Dale Carnegie...
You can have more then one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune CANCER (Jun 22 - July 22) You've been awarded a clean bill of health this month and you feel you owe it all to the excessive amount of Vitamin B
Iron, and Malt you get in your beer. Being healthy is admirable but don't you think you're going to feel stupid one day lying in a hospital dying of nothing?...
If you're like most homeowners, you're afraid that many repairs around your home are too difficult to tackle.
So, when your furnace explodes, you call in a so-called professional to fix it....
You are what you are and little can be gained by making a fool of yourself trying to be someone else, someone you are not.
Be true to yourself....
You can always make room for one more. Except a new baby.