Never Lend Your Car To Anyone To Whom You Have Given Birth. -- Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
-- Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -- Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. --Erma Bombeck, autho
A pregnancy will never occur when you have a low-paying job which you hate. -- Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck
An old car that served you so well will continue to serve you until you have just put four new tires under it and then will fall apart.
-- Erma Bombeck...
When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home. -- Erma Bombeck
Never accept a drink from an urologist. -- Erma Bombeck's fathe
PISCES (Feb.19 - Mar.20) You will get some very interesting news of a promotion today.
It will go to someone in the office you dislike and will be the job you wanted....
Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck