Never Kiss In Front Of Other People. It's A Big Embarrassing Thing If Anybody Sees You.
Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if
anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it
with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.
-- When is it okay to kiss someone??
-- Kally, AGE 9
You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding.
-- When is it okay to kiss someone?? -- Allan, AGE 10...
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. -- Joey Adam
The morning sun may kiss the grass, The clock may kiss the hours that pass, The flowing wine may kiss the glass, And you, my friends --- drink hearty!
It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
-- On the role of beauty and handsomeness in love -- Brian, age 7...
I just broke up with someone, and the last thing she said to me wa
"You'll never find anybody like me again." And I'm thinking...
Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like me?...
Before you find your handsome prince, you got to kiss a lot of frogs. -- Murphy's laws on sex
Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not!
Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
Kiss you?? I shouldn't even be doing THIS!