Never Eat Crackers In Bed. -- Anonymou
Never eat crackers in bed.
There is no known way to make crackers crumble more efficiently than an attempt to eat them in bed.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Never pet a porcupine. -- Anonymous Kid, Sesame Stree
Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymou
Never eat with glowing hands!
Never judge a man's actions until you know his motives. -- Anonymou
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
Never eat anything that winks at you.
The proper way to cook a cockatoo is to put the bird and an axhead into a billy.
Boil them until the axhead is soft. The cockatoo is then ready to eat. -- Anonymou...