Never Drink Beer Made By Someone Who Keeps Clydesdale Horses.
Never drink beer made by someone who keeps Clydesdale horses.
Never make a decision you can get someone else to make.
-- Pfeifer's Principle No one keeps a record of the decisions you could have made but didn't....
They who drink beer will think beer. -- Washington Irving (1783-1859)
SCUD beer, drink all you want, never hits the spot.
Never program and drink beer at the same time. -- Woltman's Law
I think that I shall never hear A poem lovelier than beer.
The stuff that Joe's Bar has on tap, With golden base and snowy cap....
I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
-- H. L. Mencke...
The breath of the man who loves and the woman who loves goes to fill the water trough where the spirit horses drink.
-- Robert Bly...
ROBOT: Someone who's been made by a scientist.
Robot, n: Someone who's been made by a scientist.