My youngest child is the funniest one of the group. I had just finished
eating and my stomach was swollen from the food that went in it. And she
patted me on the stomach and she said, "Dad, you have a big stomach."
And as a father I tried to give her wisdom. And I said, "Dad's stomach is
full of food, that's why it looks that way."
And she said, "Yes. And you have a big nose because you don't pick it."
-- Bill Cosby