My Uncle Invented The Solar-powered Funeral Home. He's Got Basic Solar Technology, Big Panels On The Roof, The Sun Beats Down, It Heats Up The Panels.

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My uncle invented the solar-powered funeral home. He's got basic solar
technology, big panels on the roof, the sun beats down, it heats up the
panels. Trouble is, he can't cremate, he can only poach.
-- Heywood Banks