My Uncle Got A Job Driving A Cab. He Had The Cab Parked Right In Front Of Grand Central Station, And An Episcopal Bishop Got Into My Uncle's Cab.

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My uncle got a job driving a cab. He had the cab parked right in front of
Grand Central Station, and an Episcopal bishop got into my uncle's cab. He
said, "Take me to Christ Church." So my uncle took him up to St. Patrick's
Cathedral. And the bishop got mad. He said, "I said Christ Church." And my
uncle said, "Look, if he's not here he's not in town!"
-- Jimmy Joyce