My Name Is Dracula. I Am A Vampire. But I *love* Garlic!
My name is Dracula. I am a vampire. But I *love* garlic!
Permit me to introduce myself. My name's Dracula, Lord of the Undead.
God, I do love the way that sounds. -- "Dinosaurs For Hire...
Besides, my teeth aren't what they used to be. I have some weird degenerate gum disease.
It turns out even the Undead have to floss....
Hi! My name is Dick and I am a vaginaholic.
Self-deprecation is my middle name, but I am not very good at it.
If I don't know your name, how am I supposed to tell my diary about you?
I'm not a vampire. I just eat like one.
I Love My Sysop.
Garlic? Mama mia! Have you got the wrong vampire!
I am Barney of Borg. I love you, and you love me...