My Mother Loves ME! It's The Computer She Hates.
My mother loves ME! It's the computer she hates.
My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates!
Nobody loves me but my mother, And she could be jivin' too. -- B. B. King -- blues lyric
A woman either loves or hates; she knows no medium. -- Publiliu
My .sig loves me.
My mother made me a homosexual! If I send her the yarn, can she make me one too?
Who loves me well, loves my dog also. -- Proverb
Robopope: He loves God and hates crime!
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!
Homer: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now....