My Mother Had A Great Deal Of Trouble With Me, But I Think She Enjoyed It.
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
There is a great deal of human nature in people. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
My mother had a problem because she grew up during the Great Depression.
And I had problems because I grew up during her great depression. -- Jane Stroll...
And she had a bath once a year .....whether she needed it or not. -- Mark Twai
My wife doesn't give me any trouble anymore. She died.
I had her cremated. I mixed in a little marijuana and smoked her....
My mother loves ME! It's the computer she hates.
Mark Twain had it right, of course.
My mother made me a homosexual! If I send her the yarn, can she make me one too?
My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx...