My Mom Always Told Me That Sex Was A Dirty, Ugly, Horrible Thing That I Was Only To Do With Someone I Loved.
My Mom always told me that sex was a dirty, ugly, horrible thing that
I was only to do with someone I loved.
Breast feeding is popular now. It wasn't when I was growing up.
In high school, my mom caught me with an inflatable sex doll....
Sex is dirty, but only if you do it right.
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, "Hey, mind if I smoke?
I always say, "No. Mind if I fart?" -- Steve Marti...
I use Solaris because someone told me it was admirable to work with the handicapped ...
1. That's the way we've always done it around here.
2. I'm so busy, I just forgot. 3. It didn't appear that important....
Tttttttttouch me, I want to be dirty!
Yeah, I was ugly, my mother breastfed me through a straw.
Lisa: I need help, Mom. There's another girl at school who's smarter, younger, and a better sax player than me.
Ew, I feel so average. Marge: Well, you'll always be number one to me -- Ba...
Ooh I was ugly, so ugly that when I was born the Doctor told my mother "I did all I could but he pulled through anyway".