My Love Is Like An Iron Wand That Conks Me On The Head, My Love Is Like The Valium That I Take Before My Bed, My Love Is Like The Pint Of Scotch That I Drink When I Be Dry

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My love is like an iron wand
That conks me on the head,
My love is like the valium
That I take before my bed,
My love is like the pint of scotch
That I drink when I be dry;
And I shall love thee still, my dear,
Until my wife is wise.
-- Love's Drug

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