My Girlfriend Told Me That She Was Seeing Another Man.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub
-- Emo Philips
Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....
When I was growing up, all my friends wanted to have sex with anything that moved.
Why limit yourself?" I told them. -- Emo Philip...
A lady lost her cat, and took the cat in a little casket up to a big church and said, "I want you to bury my cat.
And they run her off. She went to another church, and they run her off....
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!
A Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase, quadruples her sex drive.
"Or more." Or more? You never told me that. "I didn't want to frighten you....
My girlfriend cut me off. Should I dump her?!*&$#(@^&NO MARYER
A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
A woman was out driving with her husband. She was speeding along at about fifty.
Suddenly a motorcycle cop appeared alongside and told her to pull over....
When you're dating you're so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me.
I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died?...