MIDI This, He Said, Pulling Down His....
MIDI this, he said, pulling down his....
Bother! said Pooh, pulling the Tribble from his honey pot.
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
"That's what I like to see", said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man"....
The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....
Bother! said Pooh, as he ripped his ringpiece.
Bother! said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom.
Bother! said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator.