Meanwhile In Europe, The Enlightenment Was A Reasonable Time.

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Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltare
invented electricity and also wrote a book called "Candy". Gravity was
invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the
apples are flaling off the trees.
-- Richard Lederer, The world According to Student Bloopers