Man Is Descended From A Hairy, Tailed Quadruped, Probably Arboreal In Its Habits.

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Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its
habits... For my part I would as soon be descended from [a] baboon
... as from a savage who delights to torture his enemies ... treats
his wives like slaves ... and is haunted by the grossest suspicions.
-- Charles Darwin (1809-1882)