Love Letters, Business Contracts And Money Due You Always Arrive Three Weeks Late, Whereas Junk Mail Arrives The Day It Was Sent.
Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive
three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.
Laws of Postal Delivery: 1. Important mail arrives late.
2. Junk mail arrives the day it was sent....
You are a total loser if you get your junk mail with postage due!
You have junk mail.
Time-sharing is the junk-mail part of the computer business. -- H.R.J. Grosch (attributed)
Business is Business Time is Money Love is Bullshi
If your message arrives late, you keep the tagline as our free gift!