Lindsey's Not Home Now. This Is His Domestic Droid Speaking.
Lindsey's not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking.
I'm not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message,
and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible.
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme
Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone.
Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it....
U2's "With or Without You":) No one's here to answer the phone, Leave a message at the tone, And we'll get back to you.
We'll get back to you! -- Answering machine madness - mainly musical theme...
Hello, this is Jim. Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the Mirror Worlds and I'm still made up of antimatte
o if I were to pick up the phone right now, the resulting energy release would make Hiroshima look like a wet firecracker....
Hi. This is Kevin and Diana's vacuum cleaner. Their appliances have switched jobs again, and I get to answer the phone 'cause my old job sucked.
So leave a message after you hear the beep, and you can be sure it's in the bag....
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you....
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now.
Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back....
If this were the best of all possible worlds, I could come to the phone right now, but I can't, so if you could leave your name and number.
.. -- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because......
Computer generated voices:) 1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
2: Yeah, nobody but us machines! 1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up!...
In a good Australian accent:) G'day mate. Can't come to the phone now because I'm a bit tied up with this crocodile.
Just leave a message, and I'll get back to you. -- Answering machine madness - can't answer right now because....