Jimmy Swaggart Was Considering Cremation, But God Spoke To Him And He No Longer Entertains This Idea.
Jimmy Swaggart was considering cremation, but God spoke to him and he no
longer entertains this idea. God told him, "I'll take care of that when you
God told me it's none of your business. -- Jimmy Swagga
When one told Plistarchus that a notorious railer spoke well of him, "I 'll lay my life," said he, "somebody hath told him I am dead, for he can speak well of no man living.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of Plistarchu...
The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English.
He spoke "Gym." One day I was playing basketball and Mr....
Carl: Hey, Homer, are you sure it's OK to smoke Cuban cigars and gamble here now that your wife's a cop?
Homer: Are you kidding? Being a cop husband is one mighty sweet deal!...
What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God".
"I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears, "but the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God....
What the hell are you getting so upset about? I thought you didn't believe in God.
"I don't," she sobbed, bursting violently into tears....
Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know
I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too....
Homer: You're my last, last chance: bottom-of-the-barrel, hail-mary, long-shot, wish-you-would-do-it-but-probably-won't final resort to lend me money.
Selma: We'll take care of you. Patty: Yes, care. [they laugh evilly] [Homer starts laughing too...
Jimmy Swaggart is haunted by the omnivorous fear that someone, somewhere, is able to be happy without sending him money.