Jimmy Swaggart Is Haunted By The Omnivorous Fear That Someone, Somewhere, Is Able To Be Happy Without Sending Him Money.
Jimmy Swaggart is haunted by the omnivorous fear that someone, somewhere,
is able to be happy without sending him money.
Jerry Falwell is haunted by the fear that someone, somewhere, is sending money to Jimmy Swaggart.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. -- H. L. Mencke
Puritanism -- the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
-- H.L. Mencken, "A Book of Burlesque...
Jimmy Swaggart is a buy-sexual.
People ought to leave Jimmy Swaggart alone. On the other hand, Jimmy Swaggart ought to leave people alone.
Or something like that......
Jimmy Swaggart was considering cremation, but God spoke to him and he no longer entertains this idea.
God told him, "I'll take care of that when you get here....
God told me it's none of your business. -- Jimmy Swagga
Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker are haunted by fear, and it has not limits.
If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.
-- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88...