I Will Not Cheat On My Wife. Because I Love My House. -- Chas Elstne
I will not cheat on my wife. Because I love my house.
-- Chas Elstner
I love my wife and my Turbo C, sure miss he
My wife divorced me because I was having fries on the side.
I love sex with blonds, but my wife doesn't appreciate i
My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head, My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry
And I shall love thee still, my dear, Until my wife is wise. -- Love's Drug...
Love's Drug My love is like an iron wand That conks me on the head
My love is like the valium That I take before my bed, My love is like the pint of scotch That I drink when I be dry...
You may ask yourself, how did I get here? This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife! -- Talking Head...
I Love My Sysop.
I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my computer!