I Went To A Job Interview The Other Day, The Guy Asked If I Had Any Questions.

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I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked if I had any questions.
I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the speed of light and
you turn your headlights on, does anything happen? He said he couldn't
answer that. I told him sorry, but I couldn't work for him then.
-- Steven Wright