I Was Talking To A Businessman, And I Said, "Don't You Think Most Men Are Little Boys?

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I was talking to a businessman, and I said, "Don't you think most men are
little boys?" And he said, "I'm no little boy! I make seventy-five thousand
dollars a year." And I said, "Well, the way I look at it, you just have
bigger toys."
-- Jonathan Winters