I Was Driving Down The Street At 100 Miles Per Hour For No Reason.

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I was driving down the street at 100 miles per hour for no reason. The
police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?" I
said, "Why? I had my foot to the floor. It sends more gas to the carburetor.
It makes the engine go faster. The whole car just takes off." And I said,
"See this wheel, this steers it."
-- Steven Wright