A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited.
A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks
the whole world revolves around him--and it usually does.
-- W. C. Fields
Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him....
There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
-- W. C. Field...
How many fighter pilots -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one because the world revolves around him....
The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.
The only way to get positive feelings about yourself is to take positive actions.
Man does not live as he thinks, he thinks as he lives. -- Vaugha Qui...
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia. -- W. C. Fields' epitaph
A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts in the case.
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
-- Charles Wadsworth...
Any man who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. -- Leo Rosten [on W. C. Fields]