A Man Walked Into A Haberdashery And Said To The Owner, "Did You Just See Me Come In?

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A man walked into a haberdashery and said to the owner,
"Did you just see me come in?"
The owner replied,
"Yes, sir, I did."
"Ahhhh!" the man said. "Have you ever seen me before?"
The owner was puzzled. "No sir, never in my life."
"Ah Hah!" the man exclaimed. "Then how did you know it was me?"