It Would Suck To Be A Vampire.
It would suck to be a vampire.
cause they're Vampire Hookers, and blood is not all they suck!
-- from "Vampire Hookers", (theme song to "Vampire Hookers")...
Would a Muslim vampire be scared of the Koran?
I'm a vampire, and I've come to suck your blood! [His false fangs fall out and he crashes into the refrigerator] Oh!
[weakly] This cape is giving me a rash. -- Fearsome Vampire Abe, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
SMILEY :-[ vampire
AUTOEXEC.BAT = Lee Iacocca as a vampire.
Can a vampire catch AIDS...?
Happy as a vampire in a blood bank.