It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's Superman! No, It's Bad News, And It Flies Faster Than A Speeding Bullet, Faster Than A Supersonic Plane, Faster Even Than Superman.

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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's superman! No, it's bad news, and it flies
faster than a speeding bullet, faster than a supersonic plane, faster even
than superman. It is like a fast arrow, taking the most direct and
speediest route. Of course, the good news always travels too, but it takes
it's time, and goes as the usual speed of nearly frozen molassas.