It's 1000. Do You Know What Time It Is?
It's 1000. Do you know what time it is?
What do Teamsters and sperm have in common? Only 1 in 1000 work.
One of the greatest pieces of economic wisdom is to know what you do not know.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith, in "Time", 1961...
How do you get 1000 babies into a Volkswagen? A Pitch Fork.
Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?
Wisdom is knowing what to do with what you know.
Do you want to know what's wrong with you?
It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time.
In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
And the cry issues forth: WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!