I Think The Reason My Parents Didn't Like Me Is I Was Not A Good-looking Kid.
I think the reason my parents didn't like me is I was not a good-looking
kid. My whole family was embarrassed, they didn't want me to be seen ...
They enrolled me in a school for the blind.
-- Billy Braver
I was perfect--and then my parents got hold of me.
In high school my parents told me I ran with the wrong crowd. I was a loner. -- Jeff Shaw
I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib. -- Woody Alle
I was a war baby. My parents took a look at me and started fighting.
As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly useful and interesting, I just had to share it....
Homer: Where do you think you're going? Lisa: To the game.
Homer: No no no. I don't want you to see me sit on my worthless butt....
Homer: Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand
squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and every grown-up you can find....
Growing up, I was a little guy. My father enrolled me in a local martial arts academy.
So once a week I got beat up in a more formal setting. -- Jonathan Katz...
Bart: Can I come to the candy show, huh, huh? Can I, can I?
Huh, huh, huh? Can I? Can I? Lisa: No, me!...