I Saw A Commercial The Other Day For Cat Food.

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I saw a commercial the other day for cat food. It said, "All natural food
for your cat." All natural food. But cat food is made out of horsemeat.
That's how it works in nature--the cat right above the horse on the food
chain ... Matter of fact, every time my kitty feels a little cooped up in
his environment I take him down to the racetrack, let him stalk some prey.
-- Norm McDonald