I Recently Moved Into A New Apartment, And There Was This Switch On The Wall That Didn't Do Anything.

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"I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the
wall that didn't do anything. So anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just
flick that switch up and down...up and down...up and down. Then one day
I got a letter from a woman in Germany. It just said, 'Cut it out.'"
-- Steven Wright