Those who compare Stern to Limbaugh are intellectually bankrupt.
Bald: follicularly challenged.
Gynecentrically-challenged and proud of it!
It's not broken... it's just functionally challenged.
It's not dark, it's just illuminally challenged.
It's not GEEK - it's SOCIALLY CHALLENGED, dammit!
PC: the refuge of the cognitively challenged.
Ross Perot - electroencephalographically challenged.
Short people are vertically challenged.