I'm Not The Heroic Type. I Was Beaten Up By Quakers. -- Woody Allen, Sleepe
I'm not the heroic type. I was beaten up by Quakers.
-- Woody Allen, Sleeper
I was such a pacifist I used to get beaten up by Quakers -- Woody Allen,Sleepe
I can't believe you haven't had sex in 200 years." "204 if you count my marriage.
-- Woody Allen, "Sleepe...
I was the best I ever had. -- Woody Alle
I am at two with nature. -- Woody Alle
The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Alle
I am two with nature. -- Woody Alle
I was almost shot and killed before the opening credits! -- Woody Allen, "What's Up, Tiger Lily?
I always wanted to marry someone who was tall, handsome, and rich.
Three out of three I gave up on." -- Woody Allen, "Radio Day...
Sure I stole. Why not? When I grew up, you had to steal to eat.
Then you had to steal to tip. -- Woody Alle...