I'm A Little Girl." "I'm A Little Boy." "How Do You Know You're A Little Boy?
"I'm a little girl."
"I'm a little boy."
"How do you know you're a little boy?"
"Wait till the nurse goes out and I'll show you...
See? Blue booties."
I said to my old husband, "I'm gonna take you out into the country for a picnic.
Do you like the country?" He said, "Sure I do. When I was a little boy, I used to live in the country....
Bart: Hi Jessica. Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience, I really learned a lot....
Krusty: See the boy, five dollars, or call him, twenty-four hours a day, on "BartChat".
[A little girl dials "BartChat"] Barney: BartChat....
Why do you have all this anger toward me? A girl with long, dark hair broke my heart a long time ago.
Out of bitterness and resentment, I turned to crime....
Joey: These little women. Wow! Chandler: Your liking it, huh?
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo's manuscript. I don't see how he could ever forgive her....
Selma: How do I know I'm getting quality? Doctor: Don't worry.
Our donors have to pass a rigourous screening process....
I remember, I remember The fir-trees dark and high
I used to think their slender tops Were close against the sky...
Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
-- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
Homer: Aw, I don't know how to punish you. What does Marge usually do?
Bart: She makes me taste beer. Homer: Come on, boy, give your old man a little credit....