I Look Better On A Woman!
I look better on a woman!
Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress. -- Coco Chanel
Woman are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
-- W.C. Field...
God made man, and then said I can do better than that and made woman. ADELA ROGERS St. JOHN
Windows would look better with curtains.
I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress.
-- Steve Marti...
Burns: Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail.
Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro? Kid: Uh, I better look in the manual....
Lisa: [over the strains of the Battle Hymn of the Republic] [sees the Lincoln Memorial in the reflecting pool] Honest Abe, he'll show me the way.
[goes to the memorial] Mr. Lincoln?...
After lovemaking, a German woman is practical. She will say, "Ach, dat vas goot!
A French woman is solicitous. She will say, "Ah, mon cheri, did I please you?...
Look at the docs? Nah, nurses are much better looking