I Knew That I Would Be Going Places, And I Just Wanted To Know Where I Was When I Got There.
I knew that I would be going places, and I just wanted to know where
I was when I got there.
-- Michael Jordan, Chicago Bulls center,
-- answer when he was asked why he majored in geography
-- at the University of North Carolina
Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations.
And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it....
I was on a ski lift with a strange guy who announced that he just got out of prison and then asked me if I wanted to know why.
I reply "no". The guy answers anyway that he pushed a total stranger off the ferris wheel....
aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
Marge: But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.
Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr....
Picard: "Do you know what business they might have together?
Sarek: "No! No, I never knew what Spock was doing....
When Alexander asked Diogenes whether he wanted anything, "Yes," said he, "I would have you stand from between me and the sun.
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Alexande...
When Michael sang Baby be Mine I think he meant it.
What did the programmer say when he was asked why he couldn't sleep?
I keep having this recurring nightmare....
Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing!
He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!...