I Just Broke Up With Someone, And The Last Thing She Said To Me Wa

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I just broke up with someone, and the last thing she said to me was:
"You'll never find anybody like me again." And I'm thinking: I should hope
not! Isn't that why we break up with people? If I don't want you, why would
I want someone just like you! Does anybody end a bad relationship and say,
"By the way, do you have a twin?"
-- Larry Miller