I Have Been Thinking That I Would Make A Proposition To My Republican Friends.
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican
friends...that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we
will stop telling the truth about them.
-- Adlai Stevenson
I don't mind a man going around telling lies about me, but he'll hear from me if he dares to tell the truth!
-- Jimmy Savo...
AIDS is Nature's way of telling you to stop buggering about.
Homer: I can't believe we spent $2,000 on this when right now rollers could be kneading my buttocks.
Herb: Homer, would you stop thinking about your ass?...
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.
-- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others.
Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so bad.
Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings....
I moving to fast for you? No, I'm moving to fast for me.
I like that better. I haven't been able to stop thinking about you all day....
The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you. -Ralph Gorin.
The system is not quite as rickety as I have been telling you. -- Ralph Gori