I Have A Friend Who's A Billionaire. He Invented Cliff Notes.
I have a friend who's a billionaire. He invented Cliff notes. When I
asked him how he got such a great idea, he said, 'Well first I.....I just....
to make a long story short...'
-- Steven Wright
I have a friend whose a billionaire. He invented Cliff's notes.
When I asked him how he got such a great idea he said, "Well first I....
My grandfather invented Cliff's Notes. It all started back in 1912.
.. well, to make a long story short... -- Stephen Wrigh...
Nobert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.
Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...
I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing....
I saw a close friend of mine the other day... He said, "Stephen, why haven't you called me?
I said, "I can't call everyone I want. My new phone has no five on it....
I woke up this morning, and I realized that somebody had broken into my apartment, stolen all my things and replaced them with exact duplicates.
I asked my roommate if he noticed anything, and he said, 'Who are you?...
One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour.
I said, "the whole time." -- Steven Wrigh...
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
-- Steven Wrigh...