I Hate Blind Dates, But A Friend Says He Could Set Me Up, So I Said, "Okay.

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I hate blind dates, but a friend says he could set me up, so I said,
"Okay." But you should have seen this girl. It was like she hadn't taken a
bath in a month. She was so dirty that somebody had written "wash me"
across her forehead.
-- Bob Zany