I Had To Stop Driving My Car For A While...the Tires Got Dizzy. -- Steven Wrigh
I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy.
-- Steven Wright
I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy... -- Stephen Wrigh
I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights.
I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. -- Steven Wrigh...
Called a blind date to set up a meeting at a restaurant.
I said, "I'll be the one driving the Mercedes and wearing a Rolex....
For a while I didn't have a car...I had a helicopter.
..no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running....
I was driving down the street at 100 miles per hour for no reason.
The police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?...
I can't stop thinking like this. -- Steven Wrigh
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Steven Wrigh...