If You Want To Know What Happens To You When You Die, Go Look At Some Dead Stuff. -- Dave Enyea
If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at some dead
-- Dave Enyeart
Mommy, what happens to your files when you die?
Did you know that married men live longer than single men?
So, if you want to die a slow death, get married!!! -- Dave Maynard...
Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
It's hard to communicate when you already know what you want to hear.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. -- P. J. O'Rourke
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Living Dead the path is chosen, to live forever is to die forever.
To not know when you'll die is to find life wherever you are. -- Alagad...
Reality is when it happens to you.
What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.